The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was
very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"
Maria: "Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I wanna
"The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: "Jor huzban he say so."
Wife: "Oh yeah?"
Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than
Maria: "Jor hozban did"
Wife increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he???"
Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than
you in the bed."
Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth.
"And did my husband say that as well?
Maria: "No Señora....... The gardener did."
Wife: "So how much do you want?"